Weather forecasts, but actually fun

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Daily push notifications with accurate forecasts & hilarious commentary.
Choose your humor level — from calm to absolutely unhinged.

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12,400+ people wake up laughing at their weather

9:41
My Weather now
Rain in 2 hours ☔
Grab an umbrella or embrace the wet dog look.
My Weather 35m ago
Evening clearing up 🌤️
Tonight looks great for a walk, champ.
My Weather 2h ago
Good morning! ☀️
22°C and sunny. Perfect day to exist.
My Weather 5h ago
Wind picking up 💨
Hair goals? Not today, buddy.
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☀️ Clear Sky
How It Works

Weather smarts.
Zero boring parts.

All the accuracy of a professional forecast, delivered with the personality of your funniest friend.

Pinpoint Location

Hyper-local forecasts for your exact spot. No more "somewhere in your city" nonsense.

Smart Alerts

Rain, storms, or heatwaves — get warned 2–6 hours ahead so you're never caught off guard.

Your Humor, Your Rules

From zen-mode chill to scorched-earth savagery — pick the comedy style that matches your vibe.

Knows Your Name

"Hey Alex, it's pouring — grab your umbrella, champ!" Personal weather, personal humor.

Your Schedule

Get your daily forecast exactly when you want it. Morning coffee? Lunch break? You decide.

Works Everywhere

PWA that installs like an app. No app store drama. Works on any phone or desktop.

Humor Styles

Pick your flavor
of funny.

From Sunday-morning wholesome to after-midnight chaos. You choose how your weather talks to you.

My Weather Just now
Light rain expected 🌧️
Breathe in, breathe out. The rain will pass. So will everything. Take an umbrella and find your peace.
My Weather 2h ago
Tomorrow: Clear skies ☀️
Tomorrow brings clarity — in weather and in spirit. A good day to simply be.

Calm Mode

Zen-like tranquility in every notification. Soft, poetic, and grounding — like a meditation app met a weather forecast and they fell in love.

🧘 Mindful 🌿 Peaceful ✨ Poetic
Live Map

Professional weather
intelligence.

Real-time meteorological overlays with animated wind fields, storm tracking, ocean waves, pressure systems, and thermal imaging across the globe.

LIVE
Temperature
42 cities monitored | Real-time data
Temperature Scale
-20°C0°C15°C25°C35°C45°C+
Reviews

People actually
love their weather now.

★★★★★

"One push at 7 AM — 'grab a jacket, dumbass.' That's it. No app to open, no scrolling through hourly graphs like a damn meteorologist. Just vibes and accuracy. I'm obsessed."

Kate M.
Kate M. New York, NY
★★★★★

"Alarm, My Weather push, coffee. That's the holy trinity now. Caring mode literally said 'don't forget your scarf, sweetie' and honestly I almost cried? Best morning routine upgrade ever."

Alex T.
Alex T. London, UK
★★★★★

"Yearly sub for $9.99?! That's literally 83 cents a month. I spend more on the shitty coffee I hate. This I actually love. Easiest purchase of my life, zero regrets."

Ryan P.
Ryan P. Sydney, AU
★★★★★

"Aggressive mode: 'It's pissing rain, don't be a fucking hero.' I screamed so loud my cat fell off the couch. Showed my roommate and now she has it too. This app is unhinged and I'm HERE for it."

Sarah L.
Sarah L. Toronto, CA
★★★★★

"Deleted 3 weather apps. Not exaggerating. One notification, no bullshit, no ads. It's so non-intrusive it's crazy. Morning feels lighter now — I just read, smile, and go. Simple as that."

Mike D.
Mike D. Berlin, DE
★★★★★

"Sarcastic mode told me 'oh wow, 15 degrees, what a thrilling day to exist.' I literally snorted my coffee. Starting every morning with a laugh is now my thing. Thanks for fixing my mood lol."

Jess K.
Jess K. Austin, TX
Pricing

Less than a coffee.
Way more laughs.

Start with a free 7-day trial. No credit card required.

Monthly

Perfect for trying it out

$ 2 .99 /month
  • 7-day free trial
  • All 6 humor styles
  • Personalized push alerts
  • Hyper-local forecasts
  • Storm & rain warnings
  • Cancel anytime
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Best value for laugh lovers

$ 9 .99 /year
That's just $0.83/month!
  • 7-day free trial
  • All 6 humor styles
  • Personalized push alerts
  • Hyper-local forecasts
  • Storm & rain warnings
  • Priority support
  • Early access to new features
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Privacy

Transparent. Always.

We take your privacy seriously. Here's our promise — no fine print, no surprises.

Location only with consent

We ask before accessing your location. Always. And you can revoke it anytime.

Your data stays yours

We never sell, share, or trade your personal information to third parties. Period.

Only weather & humor

Push notifications are strictly about weather and making you laugh. No ads, ever.

Easy account deletion

One tap to delete your account and all associated data. No guilt trips, no dark patterns.

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My Weather

Add to Home Screen

Get instant access — just like a real app!

1
Tap the Share button

In Safari, tap the Share icon at the bottom of the screen

2
Scroll down & tap "Add to Home Screen"

Look for the icon in the share menu

3
Tap "Add" in the top right

The app icon will appear on your home screen instantly!

Make sure you're using Safari — this won't work in Chrome or other browsers on iOS.
1
Tap the menu button

In Chrome, tap the three-dot menu in the top right

2
Tap "Add to Home screen"

Or "Install app" if the option is available

3
Confirm by tapping "Add"

The app icon will appear on your home screen. Done!

Works best in Chrome or Samsung Internet browser.